Christmas and weddings always bring joy to everyone's life, but imagine what happens when these two are combined. If everything goes right, it can be the perfect holiday affair. But if things go wrong, it could be a disaster. While typically weddings are joyous and memorable occasions, there are some things you can do to ruin Christmas and the wedding. Here, we will discuss some of the things you can do that will turn your holiday wedding into a complete nightmare.
1. Plan the Date Without Considering Others' Availability
The first step to ruin Christmas and the wedding is to plan the date of the wedding without considering the availability of your guests. Make sure you choose a time that clashes with other parties, avoid sending out "save the date" cards, and leave it all to chance. By doing this, you will discourage your guests from attending the wedding, ruining your special day.
2. Choose Inappropriate Music
Music is one of the essential parts of a wedding. But to ruin it, make sure you choose inappropriate music with loud and aggressive beats that hardly anyone can dance to, let alone enjoy. Bonus points if you play heavy metal music during the ceremony. Remember that your guests' comfort and enjoyment is not your priority, so go ahead and make it as unpleasant as possible for them.
3. Decorate with Tacky Christmas Decorations
Christmas is a time of joy and celebration, but there are plenty of tacky decorations that you can use to ruin the festivities. This is the perfect opportunity to use every single Christmas decoration you can find, including giant inflatable snowmen and Santas, neon-colored lights, and anything else that looks completely over the top. The aim is to make the venue look like a cheap Christmas store that nobody wants to visit.
4. Don't Provide Food or Drinks
What's a wedding without food and drinks? To ruin the day, simply don't provide any food or drinks for your guests. Let them starve and be thirsty while they watch you say your vows. If you absolutely must provide food and drinks, make sure it's the cheapest, low-quality food you can find. Brittle crackers and flat soda are a great option here. Remember, your guests should be expecting to bring their own food to your wedding.
5. Use too Many Wedding Favors
Although wedding favors are a nice touch for guests to take home, using too many of them oversaturates the experience. To ruin your day, make sure you fill the venue with tons of useless, unneeded wedding favors that your guests will throw away in a heartbeat. Don't choose anything thoughtful, instead opt for whatever you can find in clearance bins, so no one will want them.
Conclusion
In conclusion, these are some ways you can ruin Christmas and the wedding. While writing this, we hope you feel inspired to do the opposite and make your wedding day special for your guests. Remember, your big day isn't just about you, but it's also about your guests and their experience. So make it joyful for all that attend.
